Crossout 0.13.37. Ruthless Steel Gladiators of Darkness
Hello, survivors!
The “Steel gladiators” season has not yet ended, and we already want to delight you with another update that has an even more brutal and serious name. Meet the “RUTHLESS STEEL GLADIATORS OF DARKNESS”. To emphasize the seriousness of our intentions, we kindly ask you to use this name in capital letters only.
Let’s take a look at the update’s new features in detail!
Teleportation module
Having carefully analyzed the data from all recent battles on the server, we have concluded that battles are not fast enough and there is still room for positional combat in the game. But don’t worry — we have developed a remedy that will fix this situation! We present you the teleportation module:
- Rarity: ferocious.
- PS: 8500.
- Durability: 1 pts.
- Energy drain: 4 pts.
- Mass: 1230 kg.
- Perk: when activated, it teleports the player’s car to the point on which the crosshairs are currently pointed at. Please don’t aim at the acid lake too often!
Frame two by eight
We’d like to remind you that a 2*8 frame has recently been added to the game. We really enjoyed the process, and perhaps in the future we will also add other frames, such as 2*16, 2*32 and so on.
Yuri’s condition
We know that developer Yuri, who bravely talked about the features of the update on our last livestream through a shroud of his Vietnam flashbacks, has taken a special place in your hearts. He is truly a man without fear or blame. So, we want to reassure you: Yuri is fine. Actually, this is what all of us look like on a daily basis. What? Making video games is complicated stuff, you know!
Conclusion
Finally, we want to tell you a parable.
One day the Disciple approached his Master and asked:
— Teacher, what is the difference between a smart man and a fool?
It was a quiet sunny morning on the 20th day of the month and there were 2 cups of green tea on the Teacher’s table. He was thinking about the essence of eternity. However, for the sake of the Disciple, he stopped all his activities and led him along.
The Master led the Disciple to the mountain, to the slope where there had recently been a minor landslide. There were stones of various sizes lying at the foot of the mountain. And the Master told the Disciple to carry all the stones to the top of the mountain.
There were many stones, more than 2000, and the Disciple was carrying them all day long, while the Master sat in the shade of the tree and read. The Disciple was exhausted, but as the sunset came he finally dragged all the stones.
He approached his Master, full of pride for the work he had done and asked:
— Master, can you answer my question now?
— No, — the Teacher shook his head, — you are not ready yet.
— Then why did I have to carry all these stones? — the Disciple grumbled.
— Exactly, — the Master lifted his index finger, — a smart man would have asked this question before he started to carry them.
After thinking for a while, the Master added:
— And also a smart person would find the sum of all the numbers in the text of this parable, would add APRILFOOLS to it and would say: “thank you for the code!”