Radio “Voice of the Wasteland”
The new issue of a one-page newspaper (let’s be honest — what kind of radio is this anyway) from Alex Murch, with the proud title “Voice of the Wasteland” is already here.
And we’ll start with the most “liked” comment of the last issue, which, again, is about portraits:
I really wanted this portrait, I saw it many times on the game forum! My comment “Mmm, I want this portrait” turned out to be liked because people also want this portrait and liked my comment so that you can see that we want portraits!
Well, such a clear interest definitely delights me, which means that the upcoming deliveries will be able to satisfy not only a collector like me, but several other survivors as well. All we can do is wait.
But what you don’t have to wait for is an answer from Porcupine. Because I have already visited the village and used something that they call “a mail service”. Some kind of stall in the market, a woman of undetermined age accepts requests for shipments, and can even throw a stone at those whom she doesn’t like! Nobody wanted to respond — her patrons were too powerful, and the mail must be sent one way or another. Nevertheless, someone shouted from behind the backs of his comrades:
— I’ll show you, my dear! And your dog too!
The dog, and where he saw it both remained a mystery.
The reply letter came suspiciously quickly. As if the Porcupine was somewhere very close. This was both pleasing and alarming at the same time:
“Hey! Oh, what I’m planning here, what I have found here! You won’t believe what you can do with a cannon with grenades stuffed in it! I thought it would explode, but no, it works! You’re gonna love it, you'll see. Oh, you will like it. The newcomers, the ones who are loud and drive without mufflers, liked it too, so I’m thinking about either keeping it or giving it to them for production, what do you think? It doesn’t matter, I won’t read the next letter from you anyway. DO NOT WRITE TO ME!
Many hugs, your Porc.”
I have to admit I missed his style of writing. And, I’ll tell you a secret, at least he expresses himself more clearly and directly than Valla.
Now I have new information and I can to do something else:
- Write to Valla;
- Write to Porcupine;
- Make a contest among the commentators with 1 Japanese pack as a prize.
- Upgrade my armoured car;
- Sunbathe on the roof.