Radio “Voice of the Wasteland”
This is Alex Murch, the Voice of the Wasteland and strange quotes.
Why do I stand up here? Anybody? I stand near my pantry to remind myself that we must constantly look at things in a different way. And because you chose it as a surveillance target. You see, the world looks different here. Don’t believe me? Try it yourself. The moment you think you know something, you need to look at it differently, even if it seems stupid or ridiculous. Just come to the pantry and look into it as if you are the pantry!
Do you remember these words? It doesn’t matter. But, actually, it does! They say I made them up. But no, they’re definitely from somewhere. Tell me if you remember. In the meantime, let’s get down to business.
You chose the pantry — I looked into the pantry. All this time. With breaks for sleep, lunch and to “ride so that there is a smell of burnt rubber and gunpowder left behind you”. I didn’t see anything at first. On the third day I noticed a spider. The usual one, with legs. But on the seventh day I realized... I realized that I would never see anything. The pantry is empty. The mission was completed due to its uselessness. But I can’t do without the filler options in the surveys, I have to offer something else and hope that this time it won’t be wasted.
Behind all this “awesome” pastime activity I even missed the moment when our new Wasteland inhabitants descended from the mountain. And when I came to town, I spent a long time trying to figure out what was going on. Yes, the guys did a great job. It feels like they’ve always lived here. They assimilated rather quickly. Meanwhile, in dark alleyways, they already bet on who will arrive next to declare the rights to the territory and consider themselves to be “a new faction which cannot be defeated”.
But during the trip I managed to talk and exchange some pictures with my contact. Yeah, you missed the moment when the letters changed to contacts. I’ll tell you more sometime, but not now. So while he was lying about someone in blue windings with runes on his face, I looked at a photo in which everything was fine, and the smile didn’t come off my face. It’s gonna be fun soon. And I love fun. Certainly more than looking in the pantry all day long at the whim of my readers!
And now that I’ve told you everything I wanted, let’s develop our interactive experience a little bit. What should I do for the next issue of “The Voice of the Wasteland”?
- Find the stranger in blue windings;
- Write to Vala;
- Hand over 150 coins to three random commentators of this news;
- Upgrade my armoured car;
- Sunbathe on the roof.