Crossout Holiday News
Hello there, survivors! This is a special issue of “Voices of the Wasteland” — the only radio in the Valley that your receivers and hearts can tune into. Good old brother Porcupine and the ancient progeny of my irritation, Valla, are on the air.
This weekend we are broadcasting for congratulations and presents! At the same time, while Valla is here, let her tell my fortune.
Let's go!
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Women, ladies, dearest girls. Wherever you are and whatever you do now, Radio “Voice of the Wasteland” sends you a huge greeting and declares that our listeners are the best in the entire Valley! We love you so much! Without you, like without an engine — there's fuel and ammunition, but what's the point? Well, Valla, congratulations to you too. Of course, if you are an engine, then only for an electric grinder, but, I feel like I'm gonna adorn you too very soon… Adore... Ah, never mind. It's always like this with you, Valla. Always!
— Like scaling in a water tank, she will leave traces in the soul.
God, I hope you're not talking about yourself! Oh, wait. I think I understand! There's a reason I stopped by that military base recently. Look what I found! A piece of some photo, and there's a girl on it. Well, she must be a girl. If you're such a fortune-teller, is she beautiful?
— Blind in both eyes, but sees everything at once.
Well, if it's all at once, you must be smart! A wise woman is wise because she feels everything with her soul. My grandma used to say that. Oh, maybe I'll get married! Don't look like that, I'm not gonna marry you. Why the hell not though?
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That was all the news for today. Oh, I almost forgot. Survivors, in honour of the holiday, we give you one day of premium subscription! Just go into the garage till 20:59, March 8, claim the gift and enjoy. Over and out.